1 00:00:52,342 --> 00:00:54,427 David Wozniak, room 4. 2 00:00:55,762 --> 00:00:59,349 You have tissues, towels, a pitcher of water and a sink. 3 00:00:59,474 --> 00:01:00,976 You can settle in here. 4 00:01:01,101 --> 00:01:04,020 Here's all the reading material you might need. 5 00:01:04,145 --> 00:01:05,272 Your cup. 6 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:08,733 When you're done, come see me. 7 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,167 PAST DUE 8 00:03:02,889 --> 00:03:04,474 David. 9 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,189 David. 10 00:03:12,315 --> 00:03:13,983 I brought you your breakfast. 11 00:03:28,873 --> 00:03:30,500 OK! OK! 12 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:49,102 Hey. 13 00:03:53,314 --> 00:03:55,734 Dad's looking for you. You're 45 minutes late. 14 00:03:55,859 --> 00:03:57,485 Can you move it this morning? 15 00:03:57,610 --> 00:03:59,654 Sure. Morning, Mom. 16 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:02,490 - You took the truck home again? - Yup. 17 00:04:02,615 --> 00:04:05,034 I asked you not to use the delivery truck 18 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,828 for personal reasons. 19 00:04:06,953 --> 00:04:08,997 - Did you? - But you do it anyway. 20 00:04:09,122 --> 00:04:10,331 - Yeah. - Yeah. 21 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:13,168 - Did you at least get the jerseys? - Yes. 22 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:15,420 No, for real. 23 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:17,505 Do you have the jerseys for tonight? 24 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:19,007 Yes! 25 00:04:20,925 --> 00:04:22,427 Yes. 26 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:25,805 Yes, yes! 27 00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:28,975 Yes, dear. 28 00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:34,147 Yes. 29 00:04:36,065 --> 00:04:38,818 I should never have knocked that woman up. 30 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:42,489 Reproduction is a mistake. Never reproduce. 31 00:04:42,614 --> 00:04:44,073 I've got a customer. 32 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:46,284 - I gotta talk to you. - Mr. Dubé. 33 00:04:46,409 --> 00:04:49,162 - Hang up! Hang up! - Yeah. Bye. 34 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:50,872 I gotta talk to you. 35 00:04:51,456 --> 00:04:54,626 To help pay off my debts... 36 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:58,254 I set up a small hydroponic garden in my apartment. 37 00:04:58,379 --> 00:04:59,379 You're growing pot? 38 00:04:59,464 --> 00:05:01,549 Yeah, but I'm having trouble, 39 00:05:01,674 --> 00:05:04,928 and you're the only one I know with a green thumb. 40 00:05:05,053 --> 00:05:08,097 You want me to help you grow pot. 41 00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:09,682 You've got a green thumb. 42 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,811 Sure! Of course! Absolutely! 43 00:05:13,186 --> 00:05:17,190 That's the one thing I'm missing: being part of a drug ring. 44 00:05:17,899 --> 00:05:20,485 Calls every three minutes from my pregnant wife 45 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,654 aren't stressful enough. 46 00:05:22,779 --> 00:05:24,197 I wanna live a double life 47 00:05:24,322 --> 00:05:26,991 so I can get called in to testify at a major drug trial. 48 00:05:28,701 --> 00:05:30,286 So, what do you say? 49 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:33,915 No, David. 50 00:05:34,207 --> 00:05:36,251 My answer is no. 51 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:40,213 How much do you owe? 52 00:05:43,466 --> 00:05:45,093 How much do you owe? 53 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:47,387 Eighty. 54 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,014 Eighty? 55 00:05:51,224 --> 00:05:52,350 Thousand. 56 00:05:52,475 --> 00:05:54,102 $80,000? 57 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:58,439 When you say it with a face like that, it sounds like a lot. 58 00:05:58,565 --> 00:05:59,941 David! 59 00:06:00,441 --> 00:06:02,986 You know I love you like a son. 60 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,571 I am your son. 61 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,489 Which is why I love you like a son. 62 00:06:06,614 --> 00:06:10,660 But if you don't have our jerseys for the game tonight... 63 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,162 I've got the jerseys. 64 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:15,623 It's the first game of the season. 65 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:19,252 They're taking the team picture. We need the jerseys. 66 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:20,669 I have the jerseys. 67 00:06:20,753 --> 00:06:22,463 You ask him about the jerseys? 68 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:24,090 I have the jerseys. 69 00:06:25,091 --> 00:06:28,177 You were supposed to get them three weeks ago. 70 00:06:28,303 --> 00:06:29,971 I have the jerseys! 71 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:37,103 He obviously doesn't have the jerseys. 72 00:06:38,438 --> 00:06:40,023 No. 73 00:06:51,743 --> 00:06:53,494 I was here first! 74 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:57,165 My blinkers were on. I was backing up. 75 00:06:57,290 --> 00:07:01,002 I'm gonna have to ask you to move your car, please. 76 00:07:02,128 --> 00:07:03,630 I'm already parked. 77 00:07:05,214 --> 00:07:06,549 I'm here! 78 00:07:06,674 --> 00:07:07,842 He came in from behind. 79 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:10,470 If I don't get those jerseys, I'm a dead man. 80 00:07:11,054 --> 00:07:13,056 Thank you! 81 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:21,522 HYDROPONICS 82 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,441 HYDROPONIC GARDENING 83 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:29,656 No rolling papers with this? 84 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:38,873 Your loan has been declined. 85 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,084 If I don't find $80,000, 86 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:44,212 men are gonna come to my house and drown me. 87 00:07:44,337 --> 00:07:47,423 Did you write that down, that I'll be drowned? 88 00:07:47,548 --> 00:07:49,884 You don't have the required collateral. 89 00:07:50,009 --> 00:07:52,679 That's why we can't give you the money. 90 00:07:52,804 --> 00:07:54,889 If you have no assets for us to seize, 91 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:58,643 what guarantee do we have that we won't lose our money? 92 00:07:58,851 --> 00:08:01,354 So, basically, you're a big goddamn pawn shop. 93 00:08:01,479 --> 00:08:03,189 We're not a pawn shop. 94 00:08:03,314 --> 00:08:06,275 You're a big goddamn pawn shop with fancier furniture. 95 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,861 So, I'm forced to decline your application. 96 00:08:08,987 --> 00:08:10,571 I'm sorry. 97 00:08:11,406 --> 00:08:13,366 Fine, I understand. 98 00:08:15,702 --> 00:08:17,203 This is a hold-up. 99 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:19,706 Pardon me? 100 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:22,041 I said: "Fine, I understand." 101 00:08:25,294 --> 00:08:26,754 This is a hold-up, asshole. 102 00:08:26,879 --> 00:08:28,881 I've got the jerseys. 103 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:32,677 I swear on our mother's grave! 104 00:08:34,512 --> 00:08:36,222 Yeah, Mom's! 105 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:40,393 The jerseys are in the truck as we speak. 106 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:22,727 The whole point of a relationship is to share the good moments, 107 00:09:22,852 --> 00:09:25,354 and the bad moments. 108 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,483 But when you leave someone, you lose those privileges. 109 00:09:28,608 --> 00:09:30,526 I never left you! 110 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:32,528 You never call or email. 111 00:09:32,653 --> 00:09:35,531 - You're always trying to con me. - No, I'm not! 112 00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:37,867 - Why can't I come over? - You can! 113 00:09:37,992 --> 00:09:40,161 What are you hiding in your apartment? 114 00:09:40,286 --> 00:09:41,871 You're imagining things! 115 00:09:41,996 --> 00:09:45,291 I never said that! You can come whenever you want! 116 00:09:46,209 --> 00:09:47,376 I'm pregnant. 117 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,434 I'll raise it on my own. 118 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,019 What do you mean by that? 119 00:10:05,144 --> 00:10:08,773 I don't want a father who disappears because he's too busy. 120 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:12,485 I don't want a father who doesn't have a life. 121 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,071 - I do have a life. - No, you don't. 122 00:10:15,196 --> 00:10:17,657 You don't wake a pregnant woman up at 2:00 a.m.! 123 00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:18,908 I didn't know! 124 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,327 If you called more often, you would have. 125 00:10:22,078 --> 00:10:24,497 One day, this kid will ask what you were like. 126 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:25,790 I'd rather be honest. 127 00:10:26,499 --> 00:10:27,959 I'll say you weren't there 128 00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:30,211 because you really had no interest in being there. 129 00:10:32,171 --> 00:10:33,339 But I am here. 130 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,675 I'm here! 131 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:38,845 Valérie, I'm right here! 132 00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:43,933 Sure, it came as a bit of a shock at first. 133 00:10:44,058 --> 00:10:46,602 A real big shock, actually. 134 00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:50,565 But the fear wore off right away and I thought: 135 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,276 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 136 00:10:53,401 --> 00:10:54,443 No! 137 00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:56,654 Étienne, get back to bed. 138 00:10:57,238 --> 00:11:00,032 It's 3:00 in the morning. Back to bed! 139 00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:03,244 It's time to sleep. Go to bed! 140 00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:05,037 Where are you going? 141 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:06,998 Not in the sandbox! 142 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,542 Not in the sandbox! 143 00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,253 Talk her into an abortion. 144 00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:14,172 What? 145 00:11:14,297 --> 00:11:17,300 You can't say things like that in front of your kids. 146 00:11:17,425 --> 00:11:20,261 My kids know they're too old to be aborted. 147 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:24,682 I'm telling you that I think I might want to have a child. 148 00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:26,309 David... 149 00:11:26,726 --> 00:11:28,227 you're free. 150 00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,438 You're a free man. 151 00:11:30,563 --> 00:11:32,648 Believe me, you don't want children. 152 00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:34,400 They're like... 153 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:37,945 black holes that suck up all your energy, 154 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:40,114 all your time, all your money, 155 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:41,239 all your hair. 156 00:11:41,324 --> 00:11:44,076 Do you remember when I had hair, David? 157 00:11:44,702 --> 00:11:47,205 I can't get it up anymore. It's as simple as that. 158 00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,582 How can you say that in front of your kids? 159 00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:52,376 I can say whatever I want. They don't listen to me. 160 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:55,296 They don't pick up the frequency of my voice. 161 00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:58,341 I can't get a decent hard-on. 162 00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:01,427 At my age, it isn't normal not to have a full erection. 163 00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:04,805 I should wake up with a raging boner every morning. 164 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,474 That's what my life should be. 165 00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:09,227 No, sweetie pie, back to bed. 166 00:12:09,352 --> 00:12:10,978 It's 3:00 in the morning. 167 00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:13,356 Not in the sandbox. You too? 168 00:12:16,275 --> 00:12:17,777 No! 169 00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:19,320 Go to sleep! 170 00:12:21,572 --> 00:12:22,907 I want a child. 171 00:12:23,032 --> 00:12:25,618 David, as your friend and your lawyer, can I - 172 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:26,994 Daddy! 173 00:12:27,119 --> 00:12:29,956 Can I be brutally honest with you? 174 00:12:30,748 --> 00:12:31,748 Yes. 175 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,877 You are in no way capable of raising a child. 176 00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:36,963 I want order in my life. 177 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,839 You think this is order? 178 00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:41,132 Yeah. 179 00:12:41,217 --> 00:12:42,802 This is beautiful. 180 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,809 Valérie! 181 00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,358 I've decided to make some changes. 182 00:12:57,483 --> 00:13:00,069 I'm working right now. 183 00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:04,448 I'm gonna show you I'm worthy of being the father of that child. 184 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,066 David Wozniak. 185 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,570 The name's Chamberlan. 186 00:13:43,529 --> 00:13:45,406 The kitchen door was kicked in. 187 00:13:45,531 --> 00:13:48,200 I'm a lawyer. I've been trying to reach you. 188 00:13:52,538 --> 00:13:55,291 I don't have a lot of time. I'll be brief. 189 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:58,753 Between 1988 and 1990, 190 00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:01,756 you donated sperm, under the alias of "Starbuck" 191 00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:04,425 at the Lafrance Clinic, which I represent. 192 00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:09,388 You made 693 donations over a 23-month period, 193 00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:13,392 in exchange for which you received $24,255 in compensation. 194 00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,811 You have high-quality sperm. 195 00:14:15,936 --> 00:14:19,148 I'm sure yours isn't so bad either. 196 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,943 Due to certain complications during a given period, 197 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:26,155 Mr. Lafrance ended up giving your sperm to all his clients. 198 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,075 As a result, you have fathered 533 children, 199 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,828 142 of whom wish to know your identity. 200 00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:36,415 You have fathered 533 children. 201 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,045 At each of your donation sessions, 202 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,464 you signed a confidentiality clause. 203 00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:46,717 The clinic is thus legally bound to protect your identity. 204 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:50,846 Some of the children plan to contest the legality of these documents. 205 00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:52,807 They want to know who Starbuck is. 206 00:15:11,951 --> 00:15:15,579 So, you say each of the 693 times you donated sperm, 207 00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:18,040 you signed a confidentiality clause. 208 00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:20,459 I signed one every single time. 209 00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:23,587 Did you sign before or after you choked the chicken? 210 00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,923 - Before. - You always beat your meat alone? 211 00:15:26,048 --> 00:15:27,048 Yeah. 212 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:30,928 And you deposited your man juice in little plastic cups. 213 00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:34,306 Did the little plastic cups consent every time? 214 00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:36,809 Should I get another lawyer? 215 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:40,438 Honestly, I'm a bit hurt you never mentioned it at the time. 216 00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:43,774 You call your friend after sleeping with a hot girl, 217 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,234 not after jerking off. 218 00:15:45,359 --> 00:15:48,028 But from now on, every time I masturbate, 219 00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:51,574 I'll call you up and fill you in on all the details. 220 00:15:51,991 --> 00:15:53,701 No need. Listen up. 221 00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:56,787 They claim your right to privacy should take a back seat 222 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,957 to the basic human rights they say have been violated. 223 00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:02,084 It's complex. 224 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:04,044 Very complex. 225 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,671 Extremely complex. 226 00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:09,341 Every lawyer dreams of defending a case this significant! 227 00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:14,054 It'll go down in the history books. It'll set a legal precedent. 228 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:17,224 My mother always told me I'd never amount to anything. 229 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:20,019 I'm gonna show the old bitch. 230 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:22,855 I don't feel very good. 231 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,773 Postpartum depression. 232 00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,526 533 times over. 233 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,696 You might feel a little down. 234 00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,155 What do I do? 235 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:35,951 For now, I advise you to stop whacking off in fertility clinics. 236 00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:38,078 Should I get a real lawyer? 237 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,039 You can't afford a real lawyer. 238 00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:43,792 I'll call the Bar this afternoon and get my licence back. 239 00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:45,920 - You're not licensed? - A formality. 240 00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:49,048 It's just a matter of a few dates and some paperwork. 241 00:16:49,173 --> 00:16:50,424 And a bribe or two. 242 00:16:50,549 --> 00:16:52,134 Here. 243 00:16:52,343 --> 00:16:53,385 What's that? 244 00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:58,140 The 142 children in the class action want you to know who they are. 245 00:16:58,265 --> 00:17:00,059 Those are their profiles. 246 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,853 They're not my children. 247 00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:04,498 These are the months of the year... 248 00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,340 Do you have a babysitter? 249 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:16,594 Like right here, right now? 250 00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,220 To baby-sit your envelope? 251 00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:20,139 - I opened the envelope. - Crap. 252 00:18:21,348 --> 00:18:23,517 I shouldn't have. I know. 253 00:18:23,976 --> 00:18:26,020 I looked at one profile. Just one. 254 00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:28,105 I picked it out at random. 255 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,025 One. Wanna know who it is? 256 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:38,240 Ricardo Donatelli. 257 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:51,378 There he is. There! 258 00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,423 That's him, number 14. You see him? 259 00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:11,064 Sit down! 260 00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:12,775 Let go of me! 261 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:44,598 Move it! Move it! 262 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,902 My genes were on a professional-soccer pitch! 263 00:20:39,361 --> 00:20:40,404 It's crazy. 264 00:20:40,529 --> 00:20:44,366 It's like an extension of me scored the game-winner. 265 00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:50,164 So, do your kids play on a professional soccer team? 266 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,040 Not that I know of. 267 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:55,419 But I'll ask. They don't tell me everything. 268 00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:02,676 I was thinking we should consider an insanity plea. 269 00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:05,220 What? 270 00:21:05,637 --> 00:21:09,391 You can't be held responsible for your actions if you were... 271 00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:11,393 mentally unstable. 272 00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:14,813 We'll play up your mental problems. 273 00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:18,150 But I don't have mental problems. 274 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,448 I don't have mental problems! 275 00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:27,451 That's exactly how I want you to say it in court. 276 00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:29,286 Let's go, Reds! 277 00:21:33,207 --> 00:21:35,459 We're starting! Come on, David! 278 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:39,004 Give it to me! 279 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:45,511 Go! Go! 280 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:53,185 What position is he playing, for Christ's sake? 281 00:22:15,332 --> 00:22:16,875 Hello. 282 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:20,128 Yeah, it's me. What are you doing? 283 00:22:20,254 --> 00:22:22,965 You should've been here 15 minutes ago. 284 00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:25,926 Are you messing with me? 285 00:22:26,718 --> 00:22:28,679 Yes, it's this afternoon! 286 00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:32,850 I wrote it down on the schedule three days ago! 287 00:22:32,975 --> 00:22:34,643 Yeah, it's there. 288 00:22:38,021 --> 00:22:40,190 So, what am I supposed to do? 289 00:22:40,482 --> 00:22:42,067 Finish up what you're doing. 290 00:22:42,192 --> 00:22:45,153 I'll call and tell them I'll be an hour late. 291 00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:47,322 OK, hold on a sec. 292 00:22:50,117 --> 00:22:51,952 A large coffee to go, please. 293 00:22:53,912 --> 00:22:56,164 Come on, man, give me a break! 294 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,750 Forget it, I'll work it out. 295 00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,378 Thanks, you're a pal! 296 00:23:13,682 --> 00:23:14,766 It was to go. 297 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:23,609 Thanks. 298 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,193 That's $2.25. 299 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:40,918 You could be more polite. 300 00:23:43,295 --> 00:23:44,295 I'm sorry? 301 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:46,506 I'm the customer. You're the waiter. 302 00:23:46,632 --> 00:23:48,175 A "please" and "thank you"... 303 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,635 What is this? 304 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,720 If you wanna be a waiter - 305 00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:53,597 That's the problem. 306 00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:57,059 I don't wanna be a waiter. I'm an actor. 307 00:23:57,684 --> 00:23:59,478 Who's missing a huge audition. 308 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:02,773 And you want me to smile for $2.25? 309 00:24:04,441 --> 00:24:08,487 While the opportunity of a lifetime is passing me by? 310 00:24:09,237 --> 00:24:11,490 Doesn't have to be a big smile. 311 00:24:12,157 --> 00:24:13,659 OK. 312 00:24:15,786 --> 00:24:17,287 Have a nice day. 313 00:24:36,306 --> 00:24:37,766 Yes? 314 00:24:39,101 --> 00:24:41,395 You go. I'll fill in for you here. 315 00:24:43,563 --> 00:24:44,982 Who'd know the difference? 316 00:24:45,107 --> 00:24:47,609 We do get customers in here sometimes. 317 00:24:47,734 --> 00:24:49,194 Isn't this your big chance? 318 00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:52,197 How do I know you won't run away with the cash? 319 00:24:54,908 --> 00:24:57,077 Take my delivery truck. It's full of meat. 320 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:00,872 What's in it for you? 321 00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:04,334 The satisfaction of making a difference in someone's life. 322 00:25:06,837 --> 00:25:08,714 Bring it back without a scratch. 323 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:14,428 People might come in. 324 00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,097 I can figure out how to make a cup of coffee. 325 00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,640 Fly! 326 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,269 Go, go, go! 327 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,190 You know you have the easiest job in the whole shop? 328 00:25:27,315 --> 00:25:29,735 And just so I'm being clear, 329 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:31,862 by that, I mean you're a moron. 330 00:25:31,987 --> 00:25:35,073 And yet despite how mind-blowingly simple your job is, 331 00:25:35,198 --> 00:25:37,617 you always manage to mess it up somehow. 332 00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:40,037 It's like every day, 333 00:25:40,162 --> 00:25:43,665 you find a new way to push the limits of stupidity. 334 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:47,252 Essentially, you've only got two things to do. 335 00:25:47,377 --> 00:25:48,545 Two! 336 00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:51,715 Get meat. Deliver meat. 337 00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:54,176 The phone's ringing off the hook. 338 00:25:54,301 --> 00:25:55,594 Apparently, today, 339 00:25:55,719 --> 00:25:59,056 you forgot to do one of those two things. 340 00:25:59,181 --> 00:26:00,974 You forgot the delivery part! 341 00:26:01,099 --> 00:26:03,101 No, I'm doing the deliveries now. 342 00:26:03,226 --> 00:26:05,270 I'm delivering my ass off as we speak. 343 00:26:05,395 --> 00:26:07,773 You're more of a meat watchman. 344 00:26:07,898 --> 00:26:10,901 Today, all you're doing is watching the meat. 345 00:26:11,026 --> 00:26:15,155 I'll have a "tell-me-who-you-are- before-I-call-the police". 346 00:26:17,407 --> 00:26:18,408 The waiter. 347 00:26:18,909 --> 00:26:21,161 I'm the owner. I do all the hiring. 348 00:26:21,286 --> 00:26:24,247 I'm filling in for Étienne. He had an important audition. 349 00:26:24,372 --> 00:26:26,124 He can find himself another job. 350 00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:29,252 Sir... 351 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:33,298 It's the role of a lifetime. Cut him some slack. 352 00:26:33,757 --> 00:26:36,218 Slack really isn't the problem here. 353 00:26:36,343 --> 00:26:38,303 - What is it then? - He's no good. 354 00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:41,306 He can't act. He never gets a role. Ever. 355 00:26:41,431 --> 00:26:42,766 He sucks. 356 00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:45,936 I'll let you tell him he's not a waiter anymore. 357 00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:49,481 Let him know it's your fault if he can't make his rent. 358 00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:15,382 I lost my job? 359 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:18,635 Yeah. 360 00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:21,555 I got the part. 361 00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:23,890 You did? 362 00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:25,684 Yeah. 363 00:27:28,228 --> 00:27:29,521 Thanks. 364 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:31,773 Thanks. 365 00:27:39,322 --> 00:27:41,825 Where were you yesterday? 366 00:27:42,534 --> 00:27:44,828 You were supposed to be here at noon. 367 00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:49,499 I started, but I can't do it all by myself! 368 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,042 No. 369 00:27:54,087 --> 00:27:56,798 I'll be two seconds! 370 00:27:59,426 --> 00:28:01,970 Hold on. Don't go anywhere. 371 00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:08,852 - Hello. That'll be $11.50. - I'm $4 short. 372 00:28:08,977 --> 00:28:13,356 I knew you were gonna fucking bail on me! 373 00:28:13,982 --> 00:28:16,902 How the hell am I supposed to pay the rent? 374 00:28:17,861 --> 00:28:21,656 And you owe me money, too! Am I gonna see any of that? 375 00:28:22,115 --> 00:28:24,034 Fuck off and die! 376 00:28:24,951 --> 00:28:27,245 You said May! 377 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:30,665 Shut up! Shut up! You're a goddamn liar. 378 00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:32,709 You're a goddamn liar! 379 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,837 How am I gonna pay for this? I don't have a fucking cent! 380 00:28:35,962 --> 00:28:39,090 You owe me money! I want it back! Stop it! 381 00:28:39,216 --> 00:28:40,842 Stop it! 382 00:28:47,015 --> 00:28:48,725 Miss? 383 00:28:49,267 --> 00:28:52,229 Don't worry about the $4. 384 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:54,898 Miss? 385 00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:57,984 I don't know who you are, but this isn't a good time, OK? 386 00:28:58,109 --> 00:28:59,903 Get out of my apartment. 387 00:29:00,028 --> 00:29:02,030 Sure, sure. Absolutely. 388 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,615 But I... 389 00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,283 I'm gonna call the cops! 390 00:29:05,408 --> 00:29:08,036 No, no need for that! 391 00:29:10,538 --> 00:29:12,624 But you sound really upset. 392 00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:15,460 And we have a very strict policy 393 00:29:15,585 --> 00:29:19,130 about the state of mind in which we leave our customers. 394 00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:20,966 My boss is a real stickler. 395 00:29:21,091 --> 00:29:23,051 He always says: "At... 396 00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:28,181 "At Rigoletto Pizzeria, we care about our customers. 397 00:29:29,015 --> 00:29:32,143 "We believe in a more human approach to pizza." 398 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,857 Are you all right? 399 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,365 Are you all right? 400 00:29:53,915 --> 00:29:55,875 No. Fuck, no! 401 00:30:09,347 --> 00:30:11,141 Let go! 402 00:30:12,058 --> 00:30:13,059 Julie. 403 00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:16,813 - Let go! I want out of here! - Julie! 404 00:30:16,938 --> 00:30:19,566 I wanna get out of here! Let go of me! 405 00:30:21,192 --> 00:30:23,236 Who are you, exactly? 406 00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:37,751 Are you ashamed to admit you're my father? 407 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,881 No. 408 00:30:43,006 --> 00:30:44,674 You have to sign my release. 409 00:30:47,344 --> 00:30:48,845 Can I have a word with you? 410 00:30:55,352 --> 00:30:56,352 The good news is, 411 00:30:56,436 --> 00:31:00,190 a spot just opened up in our methadone program. 412 00:31:00,315 --> 00:31:01,315 The bad news is, 413 00:31:01,358 --> 00:31:04,611 your daughter has no interest in the program. 414 00:31:04,736 --> 00:31:07,030 She's still a minor, so it's up to you. 415 00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:08,865 I... 416 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:11,076 We get excellent results. 417 00:31:13,244 --> 00:31:14,704 I'll talk to her. 418 00:31:22,379 --> 00:31:24,130 Can we... 419 00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:29,260 Hi... 420 00:31:29,386 --> 00:31:31,054 Dad. 421 00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:36,101 Sign the release. 422 00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:40,105 I don't know who you are, but I'm begging you. 423 00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,941 - They have a good program. - I can quit on my own. 424 00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:44,776 I just had the scare of my life. 425 00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:46,277 I think the program - 426 00:31:46,403 --> 00:31:49,697 I'd be surrounded by junkies 24 hours a day here. 427 00:31:49,823 --> 00:31:51,324 I'll have a relapse for sure. 428 00:31:51,449 --> 00:31:52,951 They'll help you. 429 00:31:53,076 --> 00:31:55,620 They'll look me up, and I'll lose my job. 430 00:31:55,745 --> 00:31:59,666 I just started. It's my dream job. It's all I've got. 431 00:32:03,253 --> 00:32:04,754 Thank you. 432 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:18,309 I'm signing the release. 433 00:32:18,435 --> 00:32:19,978 You're making a huge mistake. 434 00:32:20,437 --> 00:32:21,604 She'd be unhappy here. 435 00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:23,982 Right now, she doesn't need to be happy. 436 00:32:24,107 --> 00:32:25,650 She needs to get clean. 437 00:32:25,775 --> 00:32:27,610 She's gonna quit. 438 00:32:29,446 --> 00:32:31,114 Do you love your daughter? 439 00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:35,285 - Yes. - Tell her that. 440 00:32:35,994 --> 00:32:38,788 Then tell her you won't sign her release. 441 00:32:56,055 --> 00:32:57,307 Where do you work? 442 00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,726 At Ogilvy, on Sainte-Catherine. 443 00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:02,687 I never finished school. A friend got me the job. 444 00:33:06,107 --> 00:33:08,443 - You have my phone number? - Yeah. 445 00:33:09,694 --> 00:33:11,946 - Tomorrow, you start work at... - 8:00. 446 00:33:12,071 --> 00:33:14,699 - And you'll be there at... - 8:00. 447 00:33:16,075 --> 00:33:20,246 I tend to make some very, very bad decisions. 448 00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:25,043 I'd like you to prove to me that this isn't one of them. 449 00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:27,212 You made the right choice. 450 00:33:31,049 --> 00:33:32,717 Thanks, Dad. 451 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:46,476 but it's the first time I really injured myself. 452 00:35:46,601 --> 00:35:49,187 It's rare to welcome outsiders to our colony, 453 00:35:49,312 --> 00:35:51,439 especially since the Iroquois resumed 454 00:35:51,564 --> 00:35:53,816 their attacks on our settlers. 455 00:36:35,566 --> 00:36:38,027 That's very nice of you. Thanks. 456 00:36:47,537 --> 00:36:50,289 It's rare to welcome outsiders to our colony, 457 00:36:50,415 --> 00:36:52,542 especially since the Iroquois resumed 458 00:36:52,667 --> 00:36:54,711 their attacks on our settlers. 459 00:37:01,134 --> 00:37:02,552 Push! 460 00:37:03,136 --> 00:37:04,595 Push! 461 00:37:18,568 --> 00:37:19,736 Cheapskate! 462 00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:42,925 It's rare to welcome outsiders to our colony, 463 00:37:43,050 --> 00:37:44,635 especially since the Iroquois 464 00:37:44,761 --> 00:37:46,304 resumed their attacks on our settlers. 465 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:09,118 Watch where you're going. 466 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,621 I think he's an inspector. 467 00:38:21,714 --> 00:38:23,216 We need a hand! 468 00:38:29,889 --> 00:38:31,933 Did you say "yum-yum"? 469 00:38:32,183 --> 00:38:34,685 I'm not sure I heard you right. 470 00:38:34,811 --> 00:38:36,479 - Did you say "yum-yum"? - Yeah. 471 00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:38,648 Don't say "yum-yum"! 472 00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:44,278 I had a revelation. 473 00:38:44,403 --> 00:38:48,991 I realized it's impossible to be a father to 533 children. 474 00:38:49,116 --> 00:38:51,118 It's impossible. It can't be done. 475 00:38:51,244 --> 00:38:52,620 It can't be done with four. 476 00:38:52,745 --> 00:38:54,747 Exactly, it's impossible. 477 00:38:55,498 --> 00:38:57,333 But I can be their guardian angel. 478 00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:59,544 - Their guardian angel? - Yeah. 479 00:38:59,669 --> 00:39:03,798 I realized these kids need someone in their lives... 480 00:39:03,923 --> 00:39:06,008 someone to watch over them. 481 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,636 I'm the donor. 482 00:39:08,761 --> 00:39:10,680 They're my responsibility. 483 00:39:11,013 --> 00:39:12,849 And I accept that responsibility. 484 00:39:12,974 --> 00:39:14,225 So, you're telling me, 485 00:39:14,350 --> 00:39:15,852 your mission here on Earth 486 00:39:15,977 --> 00:39:20,273 is to watch over 533 children like some sort of superhero. 487 00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,692 I didn't say superhero. 488 00:39:22,817 --> 00:39:25,862 When you're watching over them, are you wearing Lycra? 489 00:39:26,779 --> 00:39:29,824 I didn't say superhero. I said guardian angel. 490 00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:31,075 So, no Lycra, 491 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,287 but you have wings and you play the harp. 492 00:39:35,288 --> 00:39:36,789 You know what? 493 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:41,168 I'm feeling more and more comfortable with an insanity plea. 494 00:39:41,294 --> 00:39:43,629 I don't have mental problems. 495 00:39:44,046 --> 00:39:45,339 Perfect. 496 00:39:45,464 --> 00:39:47,925 Say it just like that to the judge. 497 00:39:48,551 --> 00:39:50,887 I haven't slept in four days. 498 00:39:51,012 --> 00:39:54,056 I've never been happier in all my life. 499 00:39:55,725 --> 00:39:58,936 I never thought I could love anyone this much. 500 00:40:00,897 --> 00:40:02,940 He poops eight times a day, 501 00:40:03,065 --> 00:40:05,026 and I think I've lost my mind, 502 00:40:05,151 --> 00:40:06,694 because I swear, 503 00:40:06,819 --> 00:40:09,614 I worship every single one of his diapers. 504 00:40:09,739 --> 00:40:11,949 Your brother wants to go on parental leave 505 00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:15,453 so he can have more time to worship his son's dirty diapers. 506 00:40:15,578 --> 00:40:17,580 I'm entitled by law to parental leave. 507 00:40:17,705 --> 00:40:18,998 I have three kids. 508 00:40:19,123 --> 00:40:21,751 Two hours after each was born, I was here. 509 00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:24,754 Which is why your 11-year-old son hardly recognizes you. 510 00:40:24,879 --> 00:40:28,424 When he comes by, he asks me: "Which one is my dad?" 511 00:40:30,176 --> 00:40:32,637 You gotta have kids, too, David. 512 00:40:38,059 --> 00:40:39,060 Thanks. 513 00:40:48,152 --> 00:40:49,779 Hey there. 514 00:40:53,032 --> 00:40:54,992 Today's my first ultrasound. 515 00:40:55,117 --> 00:40:56,452 Is it? 516 00:40:57,453 --> 00:41:00,164 - I need a friend, not a father. - I'm your friend. 517 00:41:00,289 --> 00:41:03,334 - I want to be clear. - It's clear. 518 00:41:04,168 --> 00:41:07,463 Hurry up. I drank a litre of water and I'm not allowed to pee. 519 00:41:08,631 --> 00:41:10,383 Are you going to ask the sex? 520 00:41:10,508 --> 00:41:11,634 I want a girl. 521 00:41:11,759 --> 00:41:14,303 - That's not how it works. - I want a girl. 522 00:41:14,887 --> 00:41:16,722 It'll be a girl. 523 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:22,436 Here you can see your baby's profile. 524 00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:28,150 There's a little hand coming into the frame. 525 00:41:28,275 --> 00:41:29,944 There's the profile, 526 00:41:30,069 --> 00:41:32,530 with a little hand just above it. 527 00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:34,490 And the little face. 528 00:41:34,865 --> 00:41:38,369 There's the heart beating, which you can see clearly. 529 00:41:38,494 --> 00:41:39,954 See? 530 00:41:40,705 --> 00:41:41,705 There it is. 531 00:41:41,789 --> 00:41:44,750 Let's look at the circumference of the head. 532 00:41:46,085 --> 00:41:48,004 I'm not so sure about this. 533 00:41:48,587 --> 00:41:49,587 About what? 534 00:41:49,672 --> 00:41:52,842 Whether this baby will be a source of happiness. 535 00:41:54,427 --> 00:41:57,263 Look at them. Look! 536 00:41:57,388 --> 00:41:58,681 Look at that one! 537 00:41:58,806 --> 00:42:02,226 I've watched him for 10 seconds, and already I wanna smack him. 538 00:42:02,351 --> 00:42:07,106 I swear, it's all I can do to keep from kicking him in the ass. 539 00:42:08,691 --> 00:42:10,109 It'll be fine, Valérie. 540 00:42:10,234 --> 00:42:12,361 Sure, you can be a bit anal-retentive... 541 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:15,239 Remember that woman who drowned her two kids? 542 00:42:15,364 --> 00:42:17,825 I think I'm the only person on the planet 543 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:20,578 who thought she made a convincing argument. 544 00:42:20,703 --> 00:42:22,913 I'm not saying the kids deserved to die, 545 00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:26,083 but they could've listened, for Christ's sake! 546 00:42:28,335 --> 00:42:31,297 I think it's the best thing that could've happened to us. 547 00:42:31,422 --> 00:42:33,758 Who made you the Dalai Lama? 548 00:42:33,883 --> 00:42:36,135 What the hell does that mean? 549 00:42:36,552 --> 00:42:38,763 Look at that one! He's eating his boogers! 550 00:42:38,888 --> 00:42:40,264 They're full of protein. 551 00:42:40,389 --> 00:42:44,018 Valérie, did you know we all have... 552 00:42:45,686 --> 00:42:48,022 tremendous untapped resources inside of us? 553 00:42:48,147 --> 00:42:50,941 Resources? What do you mean, "untapped resources"? 554 00:42:51,067 --> 00:42:53,778 Here's what I know about my resources: 555 00:42:53,903 --> 00:42:57,656 My kid looks at me like that, he gets a smack upside the head. 556 00:42:58,449 --> 00:43:00,659 You're gonna be a good mother. 557 00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,791 OK. 558 00:43:09,835 --> 00:43:13,714 Because I don't trust you at all, what I'm gonna do is... 559 00:43:13,839 --> 00:43:15,674 I'll name you... No. 560 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,843 I'll declare you as the father... 561 00:43:17,968 --> 00:43:19,637 Yes! 562 00:43:19,762 --> 00:43:22,139 - Yes! - No, wait. 563 00:43:22,264 --> 00:43:24,975 I'll declare you father-on-a-trial-basis. 564 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,978 - Father-on-a-trial-basis! - Zero screw-ups allowed. 565 00:43:28,104 --> 00:43:30,189 - For how long? - Forever. 566 00:43:31,982 --> 00:43:33,567 OK. 567 00:43:34,819 --> 00:43:38,030 Will the kid have to call me Trial Basis Dad? 568 00:43:38,155 --> 00:43:39,155 No. 569 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:43,452 Will I have any kind of costume or sign to wear... 570 00:43:44,537 --> 00:43:47,039 that'll set me apart from the regular dads? 571 00:43:47,498 --> 00:43:48,999 No. 572 00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:51,794 Then I accept. 573 00:44:15,401 --> 00:44:16,694 Your name? 574 00:44:16,819 --> 00:44:19,655 Léopold Duval. 575 00:44:21,073 --> 00:44:22,658 And you are... 576 00:44:23,993 --> 00:44:25,369 A friend. 577 00:44:50,019 --> 00:44:51,520 He's over there. 578 00:44:59,069 --> 00:45:00,070 OK, I'll be back. 579 00:45:00,196 --> 00:45:02,031 You're not staying for a visit? 580 00:45:02,156 --> 00:45:04,700 I wanted to see him. I saw him. 581 00:45:04,825 --> 00:45:06,202 I'll come back later. 582 00:45:06,327 --> 00:45:09,079 It would make him really happy. 583 00:45:09,496 --> 00:45:11,040 Yeah. 584 00:45:12,082 --> 00:45:13,082 But I... 585 00:45:13,167 --> 00:45:15,085 Just talk to him. 586 00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:26,347 Hey, Raphaël. 587 00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:31,352 Hi. 588 00:45:37,358 --> 00:45:39,401 I was in the neighbourhood. 589 00:45:42,571 --> 00:45:44,406 So I stopped by to see you. 590 00:45:45,407 --> 00:45:47,201 I wanted to talk to you. 591 00:46:53,809 --> 00:46:55,644 You did a good job. 592 00:47:04,194 --> 00:47:05,321 I didn't say anything. 593 00:47:05,446 --> 00:47:07,489 You did a great job. 594 00:47:08,407 --> 00:47:09,408 Yeah? 595 00:47:10,075 --> 00:47:11,076 Yeah. 596 00:47:13,329 --> 00:47:14,830 Thanks. 597 00:47:28,761 --> 00:47:31,597 Bye, man. See you later. 598 00:48:28,612 --> 00:48:30,614 I know, I'm late. 599 00:48:30,739 --> 00:48:32,366 I'm really sorry. 600 00:48:32,491 --> 00:48:34,827 Come on. We'll be late. 601 00:49:57,201 --> 00:50:00,704 We approached Starbuck before filing the suit 602 00:50:00,829 --> 00:50:04,958 to see if he was willing to change his mind, 603 00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:07,294 but he categorically refused. 604 00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:46,250 Yes? 605 00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:55,509 Yes? 606 00:50:56,134 --> 00:50:57,553 Thank you. 607 00:50:58,011 --> 00:50:59,429 Sir? 608 00:51:02,891 --> 00:51:05,018 I just wanted to tell you... 609 00:51:05,686 --> 00:51:08,188 well, I don't know all of you, but... 610 00:51:09,690 --> 00:51:11,400 I love you. 611 00:51:12,859 --> 00:51:14,278 I love you all very much. 612 00:51:15,028 --> 00:51:17,781 You're all focusing a lot on Starbuck. 613 00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:21,577 But you can't forget that whatever happens, 614 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,621 you're all brothers and sisters. 615 00:51:26,081 --> 00:51:27,541 You've found one another. 616 00:51:51,148 --> 00:51:52,858 Hey, man! Thanks! 617 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:55,110 You're right. 618 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,237 Yeah, well, thanks. 619 00:51:57,529 --> 00:51:59,364 I always see him in the subway. 620 00:52:02,868 --> 00:52:05,078 What are you doing here? 621 00:52:05,537 --> 00:52:09,499 I'm Raphaël's adoptive father. 622 00:52:10,417 --> 00:52:12,002 Raphaël? 623 00:52:12,127 --> 00:52:15,589 Raphaël's disabled. He's in an institution. 624 00:52:15,714 --> 00:52:17,841 That's why he can't be here tonight. 625 00:52:22,012 --> 00:52:24,306 Julie, this is Marco. 626 00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:26,642 It is Marco, right? 627 00:52:26,767 --> 00:52:29,895 Marco saved my life at the public pool. 628 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,813 He's a lifeguard. 629 00:52:31,938 --> 00:52:33,940 I'm Raphaël's adoptive father. 630 00:52:34,066 --> 00:52:37,486 He's disabled and can't be here tonight. 631 00:52:37,611 --> 00:52:40,614 - One of these kids is yours? - By adoption. 632 00:52:42,949 --> 00:52:44,368 Hey! 633 00:52:47,913 --> 00:52:49,039 What are you... 634 00:52:49,164 --> 00:52:50,791 It's Étienne! 635 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:54,670 Étienne works at a café in my neighbourhood, 636 00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:56,088 but he's an actor, too. 637 00:52:56,213 --> 00:52:58,256 This is Marco, a lifeguard. 638 00:52:58,382 --> 00:53:00,092 Julie, an ex-addict. 639 00:53:00,217 --> 00:53:01,426 I adopted Raphaël, 640 00:53:01,551 --> 00:53:04,513 a disabled young man who couldn't be here tonight... 641 00:53:04,638 --> 00:53:06,223 adopted. 642 00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,612 David. 643 00:53:24,116 --> 00:53:25,617 David! 644 00:53:29,329 --> 00:53:31,081 What are you doing here? 645 00:53:33,667 --> 00:53:35,711 I spoke to the psychologist. 646 00:53:35,836 --> 00:53:38,630 He said he met you and you're perfectly normal. 647 00:53:38,755 --> 00:53:41,299 - I told you so. - You're not normal! 648 00:53:41,425 --> 00:53:42,426 As of tonight, 649 00:53:42,551 --> 00:53:46,179 you're party to a class-action suit against yourself! 650 00:53:46,847 --> 00:53:49,891 - What are you doing here? - Spying. 651 00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:54,187 The only chance we have is to show that you're not normal. 652 00:53:54,312 --> 00:53:56,148 It's our only chance. 653 00:53:56,273 --> 00:53:57,357 But I am normal. 654 00:53:57,816 --> 00:54:00,318 I've known you 20 years. You're not normal. 655 00:54:00,444 --> 00:54:04,489 It's time to tell the psychologist about Mariouka. 656 00:54:04,614 --> 00:54:05,657 Mariouka? 657 00:54:05,782 --> 00:54:08,410 You married a Russian woman you didn't even know! 658 00:54:08,535 --> 00:54:10,495 She said she'd be my maid for a year. 659 00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:12,706 And she took off after three days. 660 00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:16,835 How much did you lose in that scheme to import Cuban cigars? 661 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,171 The guy seemed like a legit businessman! 662 00:54:19,296 --> 00:54:21,465 He walked around in a swimsuit! 663 00:54:21,590 --> 00:54:24,551 Who does business with a guy in a swimsuit? 664 00:54:25,385 --> 00:54:26,845 Make sure you mention 665 00:54:26,970 --> 00:54:30,015 you once paid $500 for one of Hall and Oates's guitar picks. 666 00:54:30,140 --> 00:54:33,518 When they die, it'll be worth a fortune! 667 00:54:33,643 --> 00:54:37,147 That won't be for another 30 years! Besides, it's Hall and Oates! 668 00:54:37,272 --> 00:54:40,233 They'd do a gig at a kids' party for $500! 669 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:51,620 For once, I'm doing the right thing. 670 00:54:51,745 --> 00:54:53,705 You're not doing the right thing. 671 00:54:53,830 --> 00:54:56,082 Stop going to see your children! 672 00:55:55,851 --> 00:55:57,811 Hello, David Wozniak. 673 00:55:58,979 --> 00:56:01,314 My name is Antoine. I'm your biological son. 674 00:56:04,609 --> 00:56:06,027 I don't like being lied to. 675 00:56:06,903 --> 00:56:08,488 Are you going to out me? 676 00:56:09,364 --> 00:56:10,365 Yeah. 677 00:56:11,074 --> 00:56:13,368 Can't this be our little secret? 678 00:56:15,745 --> 00:56:18,164 - What do you do? - I work in a butcher shop. 679 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,418 I'm a vegetarian. 680 00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,838 So, you murder animals. 681 00:56:24,963 --> 00:56:28,133 No, no! I'm just a delivery guy. 682 00:56:28,466 --> 00:56:30,886 I don't kill them. I just cart them around. 683 00:56:31,011 --> 00:56:34,389 You cart around the carcasses of murdered animals. 684 00:56:34,514 --> 00:56:35,599 Yeah. 685 00:56:36,308 --> 00:56:38,393 I imagined you as a musician. 686 00:56:39,686 --> 00:56:40,812 Are you into music? 687 00:56:40,937 --> 00:56:42,355 I'm more of a jock. 688 00:56:43,565 --> 00:56:46,192 Like the guys who beat me up in high school. 689 00:56:46,818 --> 00:56:48,361 You got beat up? 690 00:56:48,778 --> 00:56:51,948 As you can see, I'm a little different. 691 00:56:52,699 --> 00:56:53,700 Different how? 692 00:56:53,825 --> 00:56:58,079 Most people come into this world out of an act of love. 693 00:56:58,663 --> 00:57:00,874 Most people are conceived in love. 694 00:57:00,999 --> 00:57:02,375 But me... 695 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:06,504 I came into this world out of an act of self-abuse. 696 00:57:07,547 --> 00:57:11,968 I was conceived in a little cup. 697 00:57:18,266 --> 00:57:20,310 Can I stay here for a while? 698 00:57:21,561 --> 00:57:22,729 Yeah. 699 00:57:24,272 --> 00:57:25,774 Cool. 700 00:57:25,941 --> 00:57:27,776 He's excruciating. 701 00:57:28,109 --> 00:57:30,236 He's excruciating! 702 00:57:31,071 --> 00:57:33,531 He's already called me three times this morning! 703 00:57:33,657 --> 00:57:35,116 Three times in one morning! 704 00:57:35,241 --> 00:57:37,619 Do whatever he says. He can't turn you in. 705 00:57:37,744 --> 00:57:42,499 The conversations are endless, like a police interrogation. 706 00:57:42,624 --> 00:57:45,961 Don't upset him. Go along with anything he wants. 707 00:57:48,171 --> 00:57:49,171 No. 708 00:57:49,255 --> 00:57:50,255 - Answer. - No! 709 00:57:50,298 --> 00:57:51,633 - Answer it now. - No. 710 00:57:51,758 --> 00:57:53,259 No! 711 00:57:57,263 --> 00:57:58,306 Antoine! 712 00:57:58,431 --> 00:58:00,600 Go along with anything he wants. 713 00:58:01,518 --> 00:58:03,061 Yes. 714 00:58:11,319 --> 00:58:14,739 - You look way too relaxed. - This is a special moment for me. 715 00:58:14,864 --> 00:58:17,367 It's a big step in our relationship. 716 00:58:19,536 --> 00:58:22,414 Nothing they say about me is true, 717 00:58:22,539 --> 00:58:24,249 not a word of it! 718 00:58:27,168 --> 00:58:30,046 They enjoy humiliating me. They're monsters. 719 00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:32,424 Seriously. They're monsters! 720 00:58:32,841 --> 00:58:35,135 David! Valérie. 721 00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,595 Hello. Thank you. 722 00:58:37,721 --> 00:58:39,806 Hello! Welcome! 723 00:58:39,931 --> 00:58:42,142 Thank you. Hi. Valérie. 724 00:58:42,267 --> 00:58:43,476 - Mathieu. - Pleasure. 725 00:58:43,601 --> 00:58:45,603 - Our kids. - Hi! 726 00:58:46,771 --> 00:58:49,065 - Hello, Valérie. - Hello. 727 00:58:49,357 --> 00:58:51,735 - He's beautiful. - David! 728 00:58:52,402 --> 00:58:55,030 Dad! Dad, Valérie. 729 00:58:55,155 --> 00:58:56,155 Nice to meet you. 730 00:58:56,239 --> 00:58:59,784 OK, everyone, no stories tonight. 731 00:58:59,909 --> 00:59:01,995 The photo albums are in the living room. 732 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,290 No, not the photo albums. No pictures! 733 00:59:05,457 --> 00:59:07,333 No pictures right off the bat! 734 00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:09,627 Come, let's look at the albums. 735 00:59:21,389 --> 00:59:23,099 Sorry to interrupt. 736 00:59:23,224 --> 00:59:25,560 I want to propose a toast to Valérie, 737 00:59:25,685 --> 00:59:29,189 because it's important you know that this... 738 00:59:29,314 --> 00:59:30,398 Rite of passage. 739 00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:34,819 This rite of passage isn't just about humiliating David. 740 00:59:35,236 --> 00:59:37,155 Although that's a highlight. 741 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,699 That's most definitely a highlight, 742 00:59:39,824 --> 00:59:41,868 but it's not the only one. 743 00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:44,704 We showed you everything about David's past 744 00:59:44,829 --> 00:59:48,708 because it's important you know what you're getting into. 745 00:59:49,751 --> 00:59:51,294 Now that you know all that... 746 00:59:51,419 --> 00:59:52,504 I have more pictures. 747 00:59:52,629 --> 00:59:54,089 We'll see them after dessert. 748 00:59:54,214 --> 00:59:55,965 What pictures? We've seen them all. 749 00:59:56,091 --> 00:59:57,634 There are no more. 750 00:59:57,759 --> 00:59:59,010 Sniper. 751 00:59:59,135 --> 01:00:01,012 Not Sniper! 752 01:00:01,137 --> 01:00:03,765 - What's Sniper? - David's band. 753 01:00:03,890 --> 01:00:06,434 - No way! - Yeah, with makeup and everything. 754 01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,686 It was the '80s. Everybody wore makeup! 755 01:00:08,812 --> 01:00:11,314 I didn't wear makeup in the '80s. 756 01:00:11,439 --> 01:00:13,566 I had to explain to Dad you weren't gay. 757 01:00:13,691 --> 01:00:14,734 What? 758 01:00:14,859 --> 01:00:16,694 You wore tights. 759 01:00:17,487 --> 01:00:18,780 Now that you know all that 760 01:00:18,905 --> 01:00:21,616 and realize the humiliation isn't over, 761 01:00:21,741 --> 01:00:23,535 you should also know that... 762 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:26,079 the Wozniaks have had some wonderful times, 763 01:00:26,204 --> 01:00:27,872 as well as some difficult ones. 764 01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:32,293 - Don't go there. - Why not? 765 01:00:32,418 --> 01:00:36,005 You know it makes me uncomfortable. It's embarrassing. 766 01:00:36,131 --> 01:00:37,340 What? 767 01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,634 Come on. Dad... 768 01:00:42,887 --> 01:00:45,723 When my wife and I got married, we were very young. 769 01:00:45,849 --> 01:00:48,726 Our dream was to go to Italy for our honeymoon. 770 01:00:50,061 --> 01:00:52,272 But we didn't have much money. 771 01:00:52,397 --> 01:00:54,232 Then came the kids, the business. 772 01:00:54,357 --> 01:00:57,610 We thought: "One day, when we're old and grey." 773 01:00:59,237 --> 01:01:00,905 But time passed. 774 01:01:02,574 --> 01:01:05,702 You have to make the most of the present. 775 01:01:06,244 --> 01:01:08,621 Are you all making the most of the present? 776 01:01:08,746 --> 01:01:11,249 Yes, Dad, we are. 777 01:01:12,542 --> 01:01:14,085 Good. 778 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:17,172 My wife got sick. 779 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:21,759 David showed up with two tickets to Venice. 780 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:24,179 He arranged everything: 781 01:01:24,304 --> 01:01:26,639 a hotel near the Doge's Palace, 782 01:01:26,764 --> 01:01:28,308 gondola rides... 783 01:01:28,433 --> 01:01:30,977 And then our three sons came to join us. 784 01:01:32,437 --> 01:01:34,772 We had supper together... 785 01:01:36,482 --> 01:01:37,859 near the Piazza San Marco. 786 01:01:43,615 --> 01:01:45,116 David paid for everything. 787 01:01:46,868 --> 01:01:48,953 He does things like that. 788 01:01:50,413 --> 01:01:53,791 If you can live with his countless shortcomings... 789 01:01:57,045 --> 01:02:00,089 you're in for plenty of beautiful surprises as well. 790 01:02:03,259 --> 01:02:04,802 Let's pray. 791 01:02:06,262 --> 01:02:08,014 Just a little prayer! 792 01:02:08,264 --> 01:02:10,141 Let's drink! 793 01:02:12,727 --> 01:02:16,606 How did you pay for your entire family to go to Venice? 794 01:02:17,482 --> 01:02:19,108 I had the money. 795 01:02:20,777 --> 01:02:22,320 When you were 20? 796 01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:24,239 Yes. 797 01:02:24,697 --> 01:02:28,243 OK, but where'd you get it? 798 01:02:29,202 --> 01:02:31,537 Can't I have a secret or two? 799 01:02:33,498 --> 01:02:34,707 Sure. 800 01:02:34,832 --> 01:02:38,294 As long as you're not growing pot or anything. 801 01:02:38,419 --> 01:02:39,963 Very cute. 802 01:02:40,213 --> 01:02:43,258 I wasn't trying to be cute. It was a threat. 803 01:02:54,978 --> 01:02:57,313 - Have a good game, David. - Thanks! 804 01:03:06,281 --> 01:03:07,282 You OK? 805 01:03:09,492 --> 01:03:10,868 Yeah. 806 01:03:16,582 --> 01:03:17,750 You wanna play soccer? 807 01:03:20,169 --> 01:03:21,671 Yeah! 808 01:03:29,637 --> 01:03:31,556 Let go. 809 01:03:33,224 --> 01:03:35,059 Now straighten up. 810 01:03:37,979 --> 01:03:40,106 Now that one has to... 811 01:03:41,024 --> 01:03:42,692 Both have to be straight. 812 01:03:42,817 --> 01:03:44,360 I can't do it. 813 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:49,282 Not bad. 814 01:03:49,657 --> 01:03:50,657 Switch. 815 01:03:50,742 --> 01:03:52,577 Straight. Make an I. 816 01:03:54,912 --> 01:03:56,414 Switch. 817 01:03:57,332 --> 01:03:58,791 Yeah! All right! 818 01:04:04,088 --> 01:04:05,089 Switch. 819 01:04:22,482 --> 01:04:24,359 Oh, I'm sorry! 820 01:04:24,734 --> 01:04:26,027 I'm sorry, guys! 821 01:04:26,152 --> 01:04:28,905 You won't believe me, but you were good. 822 01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:32,617 Once you realized you can't touch the ball with your hand, 823 01:04:32,742 --> 01:04:34,285 you were... 824 01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,789 By then, the game was almost over, but... 825 01:04:38,122 --> 01:04:41,542 I thought for sure your brother wanted to break my neck. 826 01:04:42,168 --> 01:04:44,337 He wants to break everybody's neck. 827 01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:48,049 You have to come to the lake this weekend. 828 01:04:48,466 --> 01:04:50,218 I have plans with Valérie. 829 01:04:50,343 --> 01:04:51,844 Everyone's gonna be there! 830 01:04:51,969 --> 01:04:54,847 You're the reason we thought about doing it. 831 01:04:54,972 --> 01:04:57,266 I understand, but I have plans with Valérie. 832 01:04:57,392 --> 01:05:00,520 And we've already spent a lot of time together. 833 01:05:00,770 --> 01:05:02,397 I've got a real family, too. 834 01:05:05,274 --> 01:05:06,567 A real family? 835 01:05:08,152 --> 01:05:10,571 I mean... my family. 836 01:05:10,696 --> 01:05:11,948 OK. 837 01:05:12,073 --> 01:05:14,283 So, the rest of us don't exist? 838 01:05:15,284 --> 01:05:17,703 Maybe you put that part of your life behind you, 839 01:05:17,829 --> 01:05:20,790 but it doesn't mean the rest of us just vanished. 840 01:05:20,915 --> 01:05:22,333 We exist. 841 01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:24,585 We're here. 842 01:05:25,002 --> 01:05:28,756 And we're also your real family. 843 01:05:34,762 --> 01:05:36,556 I hope you're happy. 844 01:05:36,681 --> 01:05:39,100 I hope you're very happy. 845 01:05:39,225 --> 01:05:41,394 I hope you really, truly appreciate this. 846 01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:45,398 Because thanks to you, I had to lie to Valérie. 847 01:05:45,523 --> 01:05:46,732 Thanks to you, 848 01:05:46,858 --> 01:05:50,278 I had to lie to the woman who's carrying my baby. 849 01:05:50,403 --> 01:05:51,863 And as far as lying goes... 850 01:05:53,197 --> 01:05:54,740 I'm done. 851 01:05:57,869 --> 01:06:00,121 Did you bring me here to tell everyone who I am? 852 01:06:01,414 --> 01:06:02,874 No. 853 01:06:03,875 --> 01:06:06,294 I want to keep you for myself. 854 01:07:34,173 --> 01:07:35,633 All right! 855 01:07:37,969 --> 01:07:38,970 Cheese? 856 01:07:53,276 --> 01:07:55,194 This one's a bit heavier. 857 01:08:15,006 --> 01:08:16,382 Right! 858 01:08:16,507 --> 01:08:18,426 How many for tofu? 859 01:08:19,677 --> 01:08:21,846 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 860 01:08:21,971 --> 01:08:24,056 I just want to say... 861 01:08:24,181 --> 01:08:26,517 I think it's disgusting, 862 01:08:26,642 --> 01:08:29,854 people who murder tofu for food. 863 01:08:29,979 --> 01:08:32,982 I don't know if you've ever seen a tofu slaughterhouse, 864 01:08:33,107 --> 01:08:34,107 but it's horrible. 865 01:08:34,191 --> 01:08:36,277 What they do to the tofu is shocking. 866 01:08:36,402 --> 01:08:38,904 But I'll cook some up for you anyway. 867 01:08:41,616 --> 01:08:44,160 See what happens when I put it on the grill? 868 01:08:44,285 --> 01:08:46,495 Exactly what it tastes like... 869 01:08:46,621 --> 01:08:47,622 nothing! 870 01:10:12,415 --> 01:10:15,668 I love my adoptive family. I adore them. 871 01:10:15,793 --> 01:10:18,879 I'm sure you all feel the same way. 872 01:10:19,004 --> 01:10:22,508 We all love our adoptive families. There's no doubt. 873 01:10:23,426 --> 01:10:26,137 But this has been the best weekend of my life. 874 01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:29,974 It would be really unfair 875 01:10:30,099 --> 01:10:34,019 for anyone to miss out on having a family like this. 876 01:10:34,812 --> 01:10:36,230 I don't know. 877 01:10:36,355 --> 01:10:37,648 Don't you think so? 878 01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:09,680 David! Hey, David! 879 01:11:45,466 --> 01:11:47,384 That was a lot of fun. 880 01:11:48,135 --> 01:11:49,553 See you soon. 881 01:12:13,577 --> 01:12:15,120 Raphaël! 882 01:12:30,594 --> 01:12:32,513 I just want you to know... 883 01:12:39,770 --> 01:12:41,272 I'm your father. 884 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,447 Go ahead. 885 01:12:50,573 --> 01:12:52,366 Have a great day! 886 01:12:52,491 --> 01:12:54,159 Have a great day, ma'am. 887 01:12:56,078 --> 01:12:58,122 Have a great day, big guy. 888 01:12:58,247 --> 01:13:01,584 Careful, your hat. Have a great day. 889 01:13:19,143 --> 01:13:20,895 Coffee? Toast? Eggs? 890 01:13:21,145 --> 01:13:22,313 No, I'm fine. 891 01:13:22,438 --> 01:13:24,982 - Busy weekend? - Nothing special. 892 01:13:25,107 --> 01:13:28,611 I stayed home and read The Lord of the Rings. 893 01:13:28,736 --> 01:13:30,821 Lie to your girlfriend all you want. 894 01:13:30,946 --> 01:13:33,198 Lying is the basis of a solid relationship. 895 01:13:33,324 --> 01:13:35,326 But I'm not your girlfriend. 896 01:13:35,659 --> 01:13:39,914 So before you tell me you spent the weekend with Frodo and Gandalf, 897 01:13:40,039 --> 01:13:42,166 have a good look at this. 898 01:13:46,962 --> 01:13:49,882 THE CHILDREN OF STARBUCK 899 01:13:50,007 --> 01:13:52,968 It's not cutting-edge investigative journalism, 900 01:13:53,093 --> 01:13:57,014 but The Times and Paris Match are interested in the story, 901 01:13:57,139 --> 01:13:59,808 which means, by bedtime tonight, 902 01:13:59,934 --> 01:14:03,896 somewhere between 4 and 5 billion people 903 01:14:04,021 --> 01:14:06,774 will be wondering: "Who the fuck is Starbuck?" 904 01:14:09,568 --> 01:14:11,195 Is this good news? 905 01:14:12,029 --> 01:14:13,489 Is this good for the trial? 906 01:14:13,614 --> 01:14:17,868 Is this a situation we can turn to our advantage? 907 01:14:18,494 --> 01:14:20,371 - Yes. - Yes? 908 01:14:20,496 --> 01:14:23,457 Time to get aggressive. A countersuit. 909 01:14:23,582 --> 01:14:25,417 We're suing the clinic, too. 910 01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:27,335 For what? 911 01:14:27,378 --> 01:14:30,965 Libel. You should hear what they're saying about Starbuck. 912 01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:33,050 - Like what? - Awful stuff. 913 01:14:33,175 --> 01:14:34,175 But it's fine! 914 01:14:34,218 --> 01:14:36,595 With the countersuit, we'll settle your debts. 915 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,222 We'll even make money. 916 01:14:38,347 --> 01:14:39,598 We'll get... 917 01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:42,726 a crapload of money! 918 01:14:44,144 --> 01:14:45,396 What? 919 01:14:47,398 --> 01:14:50,192 You want me to sell my children to pay off my debts. 920 01:14:50,317 --> 01:14:51,986 They're not your children! 921 01:14:57,074 --> 01:14:58,492 I want to come clean. 922 01:14:58,617 --> 01:15:00,577 You can't tell them who you are. 923 01:15:01,328 --> 01:15:02,621 They're my children. 924 01:15:02,746 --> 01:15:04,248 OK. 925 01:15:05,749 --> 01:15:09,628 But first I want you to hear what people are saying. 926 01:15:09,753 --> 01:15:11,922 I'm telling you this as your friend. 927 01:15:12,047 --> 01:15:14,925 How can one man be so devoid of humanity that he... 928 01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:17,636 so devoid of humanity 929 01:15:17,761 --> 01:15:22,725 that he can bring so many children into this world? 930 01:15:22,850 --> 01:15:24,018 You gotta be oblivious. 931 01:15:24,143 --> 01:15:27,146 Yeah, you have to be stupid or mentally unstable. 932 01:15:27,271 --> 01:15:31,108 I'd like to meet that guy and ask him a few questions. 933 01:15:34,695 --> 01:15:36,613 WHO IS STARBUCK? 934 01:15:56,925 --> 01:15:59,678 What do you think about this whole Starbuck thing? 935 01:15:59,803 --> 01:16:01,513 It's horrible. 936 01:16:02,473 --> 01:16:03,724 Why's that? 937 01:16:03,849 --> 01:16:06,477 Because it's horrible. Don't you think so? 938 01:16:06,602 --> 01:16:07,728 I don't know. 939 01:16:07,853 --> 01:16:09,396 What was he thinking? 940 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:13,400 I'm sure he didn't think his sperm would be used as much as it was 941 01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:16,487 or that his profile would become so public. 942 01:16:16,612 --> 01:16:19,114 He's a pervert, plain and simple. 943 01:16:19,239 --> 01:16:20,407 He's not a pervert! 944 01:16:20,532 --> 01:16:22,534 - Yes, he is! - No, he's not! 945 01:16:22,659 --> 01:16:24,369 After 655 times, 946 01:16:24,495 --> 01:16:27,956 what's the difference between that and prostitution? 947 01:16:28,082 --> 01:16:29,625 It's not prostitution! 948 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,794 - It's all the same. - No, it's not! 949 01:16:31,919 --> 01:16:35,214 When somebody pays you to masturbate, 950 01:16:35,339 --> 01:16:36,507 it's prostitution! 951 01:16:36,632 --> 01:16:39,885 - Can I help you? - Do you have a 533-seat stroller? 952 01:16:40,010 --> 01:16:41,010 - No. - No! 953 01:16:41,095 --> 01:16:44,556 Because it's not normal to have 533 children, is it? 954 01:16:44,681 --> 01:16:47,059 Imagine how mortified those children must be. 955 01:16:47,184 --> 01:16:49,436 It's a national disgrace! 956 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:51,438 How does this make us look? 957 01:16:54,817 --> 01:16:57,528 For an air-conditioned room to beat off in, 958 01:16:57,653 --> 01:17:00,364 I'd pay $35 any day. 959 01:17:00,489 --> 01:17:03,867 But them paying me $35? That's a sweet deal! 960 01:17:04,535 --> 01:17:06,787 Why not? You're gonna do it anyway. 961 01:17:06,912 --> 01:17:09,540 It's like taking money to breathe. 962 01:17:09,665 --> 01:17:13,752 I'm sure that guy will never come forward. 963 01:17:14,294 --> 01:17:16,588 Imagine being known as Sergeant Pecker 964 01:17:16,713 --> 01:17:17,881 the rest of your life? 965 01:17:18,465 --> 01:17:19,716 How could you work? 966 01:17:19,842 --> 01:17:22,052 No matter what you'd say in a meeting, 967 01:17:22,177 --> 01:17:24,805 you'd still be Starbuck to everyone. 968 01:17:24,930 --> 01:17:28,142 You could make an awesome pitch, but they'd still think: 969 01:17:28,267 --> 01:17:30,561 "Hey, it's El Masturbator!" 970 01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:34,565 Anyone ever donate? 971 01:17:40,237 --> 01:17:44,408 David, you must have donated sperm at one time or another. 972 01:17:45,701 --> 01:17:47,077 No. 973 01:17:48,745 --> 01:17:52,583 What about when you lived next to the Lafrance Clinic. 974 01:17:52,916 --> 01:17:54,126 No. 975 01:17:54,251 --> 01:17:57,004 When you were a kid, you were always jerking off. 976 01:17:57,796 --> 01:17:59,464 Cut it out, dammit! 977 01:18:00,215 --> 01:18:01,508 I said out it out! 978 01:18:01,633 --> 01:18:04,052 Can't you shut your mouth for once? 979 01:18:04,928 --> 01:18:06,680 Take it easy. 980 01:18:21,153 --> 01:18:22,571 David... 981 01:18:23,989 --> 01:18:26,074 your brothers want a word with you in the office. 982 01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:49,389 Some thugs showed up at Dad's. 983 01:18:51,350 --> 01:18:53,518 They threw him in the bathtub. 984 01:18:55,771 --> 01:18:57,689 They want their $80,000. 985 01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:03,612 - I went to all the banks. - Find the money. 986 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,708 We're filing the countersuit. 987 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:19,211 Excellent. 988 01:19:20,462 --> 01:19:23,048 I've got everything. It's all ready. 989 01:20:03,547 --> 01:20:05,549 GOOD LUCK, DAD 990 01:21:10,989 --> 01:21:14,368 A SPOKESMAN FOR THE CHILDREN OF STARBUCK 991 01:21:14,993 --> 01:21:16,453 David. 992 01:21:51,613 --> 01:21:53,573 All rise. 993 01:21:58,703 --> 01:22:01,581 We shall take the matter under advisement. 994 01:22:01,706 --> 01:22:03,291 Court is adjourned. 995 01:22:47,043 --> 01:22:48,795 Why are they taking so long? 996 01:22:48,962 --> 01:22:51,006 I don't know, David. 997 01:22:51,173 --> 01:22:54,134 - What don't you know? - Nothing, OK? 998 01:22:54,259 --> 01:22:57,679 I don't know anything! Absolutely nothing! 999 01:22:59,639 --> 01:23:00,765 My mother was right. 1000 01:23:00,891 --> 01:23:04,227 I'm worthless. I'm out of my league, David! 1001 01:23:04,352 --> 01:23:06,521 You should've hired a real lawyer! 1002 01:23:17,491 --> 01:23:18,492 Yes! 1003 01:23:21,369 --> 01:23:22,829 Yes. 1004 01:23:27,876 --> 01:23:29,377 Yes, all right. 1005 01:23:32,672 --> 01:23:34,341 The ruling's in. 1006 01:23:36,843 --> 01:23:38,512 Please be seated. 1007 01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:50,690 Both parties will receive a detailed written account 1008 01:23:50,815 --> 01:23:53,026 in which you will be able to read 1009 01:23:53,527 --> 01:23:55,028 that Starbuck... 1010 01:23:55,612 --> 01:23:58,949 is wholly and unequivocally 1011 01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:01,284 entitled to his anonymity. 1012 01:24:02,827 --> 01:24:05,914 He is also entitled to receive the compensation claimed 1013 01:24:06,039 --> 01:24:07,999 from the Lafrance Clinic 1014 01:24:08,124 --> 01:24:10,210 for damages and interest. 1015 01:24:14,381 --> 01:24:18,176 Starbuck will be entitled to keep his identity secret, 1016 01:24:18,301 --> 01:24:22,305 and will receive $200,000 in damages and interest, 1017 01:24:22,430 --> 01:24:26,101 a verdict that will shock many and disappoint many more. 1018 01:24:26,226 --> 01:24:29,104 I feel for all the children in the class-action suit, 1019 01:24:29,229 --> 01:24:33,733 but I am extremely proud to have defended my client's rights. 1020 01:24:34,109 --> 01:24:37,529 I'd like to say hello to my own children and... 1021 01:24:37,946 --> 01:24:38,947 my mother. 1022 01:24:40,282 --> 01:24:41,658 I won, Mom. 1023 01:24:42,742 --> 01:24:44,244 I won. 1024 01:24:45,078 --> 01:24:46,371 I got an A ! 1025 01:24:46,496 --> 01:24:49,541 I also wanna say... 1026 01:24:50,917 --> 01:24:52,752 well... we did it, David! 1027 01:24:52,877 --> 01:24:53,920 No... 1028 01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:55,422 We did it! 1029 01:24:56,172 --> 01:24:59,009 No! Shut up! No! 1030 01:24:59,134 --> 01:25:00,760 Who's David? 1031 01:25:05,223 --> 01:25:06,433 David is my lover. 1032 01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:09,603 He supported me. 1033 01:25:10,604 --> 01:25:12,939 Thank you, my darling David. 1034 01:25:14,608 --> 01:25:15,609 I love you. 1035 01:25:17,569 --> 01:25:19,195 I love you, David. 1036 01:25:19,321 --> 01:25:22,866 Are you disappointed, or did you expect this verdict? 1037 01:25:25,243 --> 01:25:27,454 Obviously, we're disappointed. 1038 01:25:28,747 --> 01:25:30,040 But it's not all bad. 1039 01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,460 What we found out today... 1040 01:25:34,252 --> 01:25:37,756 is that the law does not require Starbuck to come forward. 1041 01:25:38,882 --> 01:25:41,593 But there's more to this than the law. 1042 01:25:42,344 --> 01:25:45,138 There's us. And there's him. 1043 01:25:47,474 --> 01:25:50,226 Beyond the law, there are human beings. 1044 01:25:51,061 --> 01:25:53,772 Ultimately, the choice is his. 1045 01:25:53,897 --> 01:25:55,482 He can stay in hiding. 1046 01:25:56,358 --> 01:25:58,568 But now that he's seen us, 1047 01:25:59,235 --> 01:26:02,614 he could decide to reveal his identity on his own. 1048 01:26:03,365 --> 01:26:07,744 There's been a massive anti-Starbuck backlash in the media. 1049 01:26:07,869 --> 01:26:10,080 We want our father to know... 1050 01:26:11,081 --> 01:26:13,416 we don't see him as a pervert. 1051 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:17,921 We see him as someone who gave happiness and life... 1052 01:26:18,797 --> 01:26:21,091 to people who really needed it. 1053 01:26:22,884 --> 01:26:24,386 Thank you. 1054 01:26:48,284 --> 01:26:49,744 Congratulations... 1055 01:26:49,869 --> 01:26:51,246 darling. 1056 01:26:54,207 --> 01:26:55,834 I had it. 1057 01:26:57,085 --> 01:26:59,629 For the first time ever, I got it all right, 1058 01:26:59,754 --> 01:27:02,382 and I had to go and fuck it up. 1059 01:27:05,468 --> 01:27:08,054 My mother caught it all on television. 1060 01:27:08,722 --> 01:27:11,433 Was she surprised to find out you have a male lover? 1061 01:27:11,558 --> 01:27:14,060 No, she said she always suspected it. 1062 01:27:14,644 --> 01:27:16,980 She thinks we make a cute couple. 1063 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:19,733 What about your kids? 1064 01:27:19,858 --> 01:27:21,484 They think it's cool. 1065 01:27:24,738 --> 01:27:26,448 I wanted to ask you... 1066 01:27:28,032 --> 01:27:29,743 incidentally... 1067 01:27:30,243 --> 01:27:31,786 theoretically... 1068 01:27:33,329 --> 01:27:34,956 if I reveal my identity now, 1069 01:27:35,081 --> 01:27:37,876 do I lose the money from the countersuit? 1070 01:27:40,378 --> 01:27:42,005 Theoretically... 1071 01:27:43,089 --> 01:27:46,009 do I lose the money from the countersuit? 1072 01:27:47,761 --> 01:27:49,596 Yes, I think so. 1073 01:27:55,727 --> 01:28:00,607 I was officially trying to turn my life around. 1074 01:28:03,943 --> 01:28:05,862 It's harder than I thought. 1075 01:28:46,903 --> 01:28:48,363 Dad... 1076 01:28:51,241 --> 01:28:52,867 I'm Starbuck. 1077 01:29:02,877 --> 01:29:05,922 You're "El Masturbator"? 1078 01:29:22,438 --> 01:29:24,440 For once in my life, 1079 01:29:24,983 --> 01:29:27,861 I'd like to make the right decision. 1080 01:29:31,239 --> 01:29:33,741 I'd like to be a normal person. 1081 01:29:35,410 --> 01:29:38,079 What would a normal person do in this situation? 1082 01:29:38,204 --> 01:29:40,582 A normal person wouldn't be in this situation. 1083 01:29:41,749 --> 01:29:46,504 I know, but let's just say they were, OK? 1084 01:29:47,797 --> 01:29:51,426 You know what? 1085 01:29:53,052 --> 01:29:55,680 You're probably one of the few people 1086 01:29:55,805 --> 01:30:00,476 who can cope in a situation as screwed up as this one. 1087 01:30:05,148 --> 01:30:06,900 Why don't you tell them? 1088 01:30:07,775 --> 01:30:11,571 Because, as you know, I've got money problems. 1089 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,909 Your debts. 1090 01:30:26,377 --> 01:30:30,298 You know I grew up in unspeakable poverty. 1091 01:30:30,673 --> 01:30:32,550 I know, Dad. 1092 01:30:32,675 --> 01:30:36,095 When I left Warsaw to come to Canada, 1093 01:30:36,304 --> 01:30:38,348 my father gave me $10. 1094 01:30:38,473 --> 01:30:40,683 It's all he had. 1095 01:30:40,808 --> 01:30:42,685 I couldn't refuse his help, 1096 01:30:42,810 --> 01:30:46,564 but I promised I'd pay him back a thousand times over 1097 01:30:46,689 --> 01:30:48,524 when I made my fortune. 1098 01:30:49,776 --> 01:30:51,235 My father died 1099 01:30:51,361 --> 01:30:55,865 while your mother and I were still penniless. 1100 01:30:57,825 --> 01:30:59,577 I always wondered... 1101 01:31:00,286 --> 01:31:02,497 what was more difficult for him: 1102 01:31:02,622 --> 01:31:05,917 not having given enough to his children 1103 01:31:06,042 --> 01:31:08,544 or not having been beside them 1104 01:31:08,670 --> 01:31:11,214 during the hard times. 1105 01:31:14,342 --> 01:31:16,719 My greatest achievement in life... 1106 01:31:17,845 --> 01:31:20,515 has been to have you all beside me every single day. 1107 01:31:22,058 --> 01:31:24,477 That's my greatest achievement. 1108 01:31:26,187 --> 01:31:28,481 So, like my father before me... 1109 01:31:29,065 --> 01:31:30,566 I want to help you. 1110 01:31:32,610 --> 01:31:34,362 Here. 1111 01:31:34,904 --> 01:31:36,239 Here's $10. 1112 01:31:37,323 --> 01:31:38,783 Dad... 1113 01:31:39,534 --> 01:31:41,744 It brought me luck. 1114 01:31:42,829 --> 01:31:45,164 So take the $10. 1115 01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:50,169 And take your share of the butcher shop. 1116 01:31:53,214 --> 01:31:54,882 It's your inheritance. 1117 01:31:58,970 --> 01:32:00,722 In small bills. 1118 01:32:17,864 --> 01:32:20,158 I'm scared I'll be a disappointment to them. 1119 01:32:21,451 --> 01:32:23,036 Why would you be? 1120 01:32:23,661 --> 01:32:26,372 Because I'm just a meat-delivery guy. 1121 01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:31,085 And a terrible one at that. 1122 01:32:32,086 --> 01:32:34,589 True, you're terrible at delivering meat. 1123 01:32:35,089 --> 01:32:39,927 It takes you four times longer than it takes anyone else. 1124 01:32:41,596 --> 01:32:43,598 But wherever you go... 1125 01:32:44,932 --> 01:32:46,809 people love you. 1126 01:32:48,686 --> 01:32:50,271 They'll love you. 1127 01:32:50,772 --> 01:32:54,108 Everyone loves you. That doesn't worry me one bit. 1128 01:33:12,210 --> 01:33:15,296 MY NAME IS DAVID WOZNIAK. I AM STARBUCK. 1129 01:33:37,110 --> 01:33:38,361 Heads up! 1130 01:33:38,486 --> 01:33:42,156 We're live in eight, seven, six... 1131 01:33:57,213 --> 01:33:58,965 We'll be right there, sir! 1132 01:34:04,846 --> 01:34:06,347 Valérie! 1133 01:35:11,370 --> 01:35:13,080 Mr. Wozniak? 1134 01:35:14,999 --> 01:35:17,001 There are some people here for you. 1135 01:35:57,792 --> 01:35:59,585 Is he healthy? 1136 01:36:01,295 --> 01:36:02,630 Yes. 1137 01:36:02,755 --> 01:36:04,840 So, can you come in to work tomorrow? 1138 01:36:53,597 --> 01:36:55,516 This is a bit weird, huh? 1139 01:36:58,602 --> 01:36:59,979 Sorry. 1140 01:37:12,908 --> 01:37:14,577 My name is David. 1141 01:37:14,660 --> 01:37:16,287 David Wozniak. 1142 01:37:17,246 --> 01:37:19,665 And I'm your biological father. 1143 01:37:24,420 --> 01:37:27,506 And you all have a new little brother. 1144 01:37:27,631 --> 01:37:30,885 He showed up a bit early, but he's doing very well. 1145 01:37:30,968 --> 01:37:32,553 Can we see him? 1146 01:37:35,806 --> 01:37:36,849 Sure. 1147 01:37:39,060 --> 01:37:41,354 I'll see what I can arrange. 1148 01:38:00,331 --> 01:38:01,374 Valérie. 1149 01:38:01,707 --> 01:38:03,626 He's so small. 1150 01:38:06,921 --> 01:38:07,963 Valérie. 1151 01:38:16,889 --> 01:38:18,724 Will you marry me? 1152 01:38:21,143 --> 01:38:25,272 Don't you wanna see whether my figure comes back? 1153 01:38:27,483 --> 01:38:31,904 If you stay flabby, I'll get flabby, too. 1154 01:38:33,739 --> 01:38:36,158 Is this the first time "flabby" has been used 1155 01:38:36,283 --> 01:38:37,993 in a marriage proposal? 1156 01:39:02,726 --> 01:39:04,353 I'm Starbuck. 1157 01:39:18,784 --> 01:39:19,785 Why? 1158 01:39:20,286 --> 01:39:24,415 Why are you always trying to con me? 1159 01:39:24,540 --> 01:39:26,167 How could you think a proposal 1160 01:39:26,292 --> 01:39:29,628 would make it easier to swallow the fact you have 533 children? 1161 01:39:31,172 --> 01:39:33,466 Well, you can forget about this child. 1162 01:39:34,049 --> 01:39:35,634 Let me be clear on two things. 1163 01:39:37,052 --> 01:39:40,848 First, you asked me to change as quickly as possible, 1164 01:39:40,973 --> 01:39:42,808 and that's exactly what I'm doing. 1165 01:39:43,809 --> 01:39:45,811 I've thought about this a lot. 1166 01:39:46,479 --> 01:39:50,774 I've concluded that nobody can make that decision for me. 1167 01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:54,987 Not a judge, not my family, not Paul Arcand, not even you. 1168 01:39:56,363 --> 01:40:00,743 I'll decide whether or not I'm that child's father. 1169 01:40:01,076 --> 01:40:05,164 My name is David Wozniak, and I am the father of that child. 1170 01:40:05,539 --> 01:40:06,790 Me. 1171 01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:08,959 You can say or do whatever you want. 1172 01:40:09,084 --> 01:40:13,339 It won't change the fact that I am that child's father. 1173 01:40:14,507 --> 01:40:18,344 The other fact that won't change is that I'm Starbuck. 1174 01:40:19,887 --> 01:40:21,555 I know it's freaky. 1175 01:40:22,223 --> 01:40:24,266 Nobody's gone through this before. 1176 01:40:24,391 --> 01:40:27,561 We're like the first astronauts on the moon. 1177 01:40:27,686 --> 01:40:30,356 But I see... 1178 01:40:31,232 --> 01:40:33,859 infinite possibilities for happiness... 1179 01:40:35,819 --> 01:40:39,114 and an incredible amount of free babysitting. 1180 01:40:42,326 --> 01:40:43,326 Second... 1181 01:40:43,410 --> 01:40:45,454 That was a very long point. 1182 01:40:45,579 --> 01:40:48,749 I admit the first point was a bit on the long side. 1183 01:40:48,874 --> 01:40:50,584 Second... 1184 01:40:51,418 --> 01:40:53,462 the proposal... 1185 01:40:54,713 --> 01:40:56,382 was for real. 1186 01:40:59,009 --> 01:41:00,636 The second point was shorter. 1187 01:41:00,761 --> 01:41:05,474 I think I managed to be more succinct with that one. 1188 01:41:12,106 --> 01:41:14,108 I've already revealed my identity. 1189 01:41:15,276 --> 01:41:17,403 You did? 1190 01:41:50,060 --> 01:41:52,980 Promise me you'll take me to Venice someday. 1191 01:43:53,308 --> 01:43:56,437 On behalf of all of your real family, 1192 01:43:56,854 --> 01:43:58,564 thank you. 1193 01:48:49,479 --> 01:48:51,481 Translation: Shonda Secord 1194 01:48:51,732 --> 01:48:53,734 Blu-ray Subtitling: CNST, Montreal